• February 13, 2012

sex with ducks

EVERYBODY'S ON YOUTUBE

Militia Nut Made Sexy Duck-Porn-Murder Video

by Ken Layne

12:38 pm April 2, 2010

Okay, fine. That Jabba the Hutaree militia guy made some weird home movie and it was on YouTube and now it’s not but TPM has some video excerpts so go look at it and be titillated if that’s your thing: “Kris Sickles appears entirely naked but for a mask of President George W. Bush that [...]

NOT I SAID THE DUCK

Obama Now Being Annoyed With Duck Sounds

by Ken Layne

1:40 am June 30, 2009

The last time a cell phone rang during a White House press conference, Robert Gibbs just took that damned device and gave it to the CIA, for torture. But Barack Obama is too cool for that. He just looks disappointed, with America, and then jokes about how pathetic the White House correspondents are, to be [...]

FRIDAY FUN VIDEO

When All Americans Can Gay Marry, We All Gonna Screw Some Ducks

by Ken Layne

2:57 pm May 29, 2009

Here is our new favorite musical duo, “Garfunkel and Oates,” with their chilling song about the slippery slope (and beak) of Legal Gay Marriage, when we all just start cold fuckin’ the ducks. [Garfunkel & Oates]