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Weren’t we just writing about Patti Davis, sorta kinda, earlier today? Seems like! And now, this: I recently turned 58. My kickboxing teacher, who has known me for almost 20 years, recently commented, sort of in passing, that my body is in better shape now than when I posed for Playboy. I heard him, but [...]
For reasons as mysterious as the motivations of superheroes themselves, Marvel Comics has canceled plans to put out a comic book and cartoon show called Governator and starring the character of former California governor/gross old movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger. Why would such a sure hit be halted? Can’t a multi-millionaire celebrity/politician do whatever he wants?
Oooo, is this Gay Day? Is it always like this around here? Well look: Firstly, we do not really want to be in the “outing the gay people” business. But that does happen in Washington with the Republican senators and congressman every few months, so it seems we’re on that beat for the time being. [...]
Now you have something nice to think about, when you fap tonight. You’re welcome!
Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession. (This is the first False Fact you learn in social studies class; “Hunting” was actually the first profession, followed a few hours later by “Hungry Rentboy.”) But in these troubling times, basically every single prostitute is a total blabbermouth who will sell his/her story to the tabloid reptile-people. And [...]
NEW BILL CLINTON OPERA WILL BE PARSIFAL + EPIC BLOW JOBS: “Billy Blythe features ‘a snapshot of a day of his life in Hot Springs in the 1950s,’ says the opera’s producer, Bonnie Montgomery to our Suzi Parker. ‘Clinton’s life is very operatic, over the top, the perfect operatic vision,’ says the classically trained musician [...]
