As we all know, First Lady Michelle Obama is a style icon, a champion of healthy eating, and a superhero. But she is also an expert on love, especially when it comes to romancing President Barack Obama. And thanks to some terrific relationship advice from our FLOTUS, instead of eating Lunchables in front of a [...]
Our FLOTUS has a new right-hand lady! Her name is Tina Tchen, and she is some sort of robot creature who has a giant clock trapped inside of her that prevents her from sleeping. She runs on energy obtained from the extracted body fat of obese children. She is also from Chicago, because that is [...]
Support Pam Gorman for Congress because she bled for you and woah, if you act like you don’t care that someone just bled all over the place so that you could have freedom, well, that’s just bad juju right there. [RedState] Oh no, K-Lo will not be finger-banging NRO donors today! Bad juju indeed. [The [...]
