• February 13, 2012

ships

PIRATOFASCISM

Terrorist Ship That Was Rammed Into Ye Olde Worlde Trade Centre Discovered

by Jack Stuef

12:21 pm July 15, 2010

Workers are excavating the World Trade Center site (Not done yet? What is this, union labor?), and on Tuesday, they found a giant 18th-century ship stuck in there. How? Well, back then terrorists were called “pirates.” (Evil liberal Hollywood has made empathize with pirates, but they were TERRORISTS OF THE SEAS.) And these pirates hated [...]

SHE SAW IT ON TNT LAST WEEKEND

Bachmann Has A TITANIC Metaphor For The Economy!

by Sara K. Smith

12:16 pm June 11, 2009

Ha ha oh jeez is it a sign of insanity when something Michele Bachmann says actually makes sense? Here’s the deal: the “unsinkable” Titanic sprung a leak and then its “three chambers” filled with water and it was TOO LATE and all the poors drowned while Kate Winslet (spoiler alert!) survived, barely. Similarly, the economy [...]