• February 13, 2012

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HE LIKES SPORTS AMERICA

Obama Holds Important Meeting With Football Team

by Jack Stuef

3:56 pm August 9, 2010

Every year, the President of the United States has to entertain the winners of that year’s Super Bowl, which is an annual contest of America’s real (white) sport, American-football. And so today they showed up at the White House and provided Obama his very own jersey, which he will then hang in his closet with [...]

OILY PELICANS

That’s Some Serious Seepage On Day 91

by Garrett Quinn

9:28 am July 19, 2010

Seepage and “undetermined anomalies at the well head” are being reported during the extended test phase of this fancy new wondercap. There are no pictures of this legendary seepage but the mere mention of the word is reminding everyone of watching uncomfortable Depends commercials with their grandparents. The Coast Guard is going to let BP [...]

BLESSING OF THE LAWYERS

Gulf Coast Lawyers, Your Recession Is Over!

by Ken Layne

3:55 pm June 16, 2010

We just finished listening to that BP investors’ conference call — because we are, ultimately, business journalists — and we’re really regretting not going to law school now like all the other poor journalists. That $20 billion in U.S. assets that BP is setting aside? It’s strictly for claims, not for fines, not for any [...]

TRAFFIC

by Ken Layne

10:25 am May 16, 2008