• February 13, 2012

small towns

LINKBAIT: SUCCESSFUL

by Jim Newell

7:34 pm August 6, 2009

GO TO HELL, BIG CITY HUMOR-CRATS! Jesus, can’t wait to see what this guy whines about the next time we direct national traffic to one of his articles from our snobby bisexual computers in Metropolis: “Much of what Wonkette posts is sweating with anti-rural sentiment, attacking, for example, our newspaper for not being a major [...]

AUSTIN/SANTELLI 2012

Someone Please Decipher What This Small Town Mayor *Means*

by Jim Newell

5:22 pm March 11, 2009

Your Wonkette loves its small-town Republican mayors who overshare their dumb little Obama jokes, so here’s some guy named Boyd Austin. A Wonkette Facebook troll operative claims that Austin is the mayor of something called “Dallas, Georgia.” And in his spare time, Austin likes to update his Facebook status with some of those wacky n***er [...]