• February 13, 2012

so dumb

THE PARTY OF NO

Californians Vote Against Almost Everything

by Sara K. Smith

10:15 am May 20, 2009

Oh well here is a shocker: Nobody in California had the time, inclination, or detailed budgetary expertise to make a good ruling on the many ballot measures up for approval yesterday, so instead they voted “no” on everything except a legislative salary freeze and then they went to In-n-Out Burger for a double double.

MCCAIN VS. OBAMA

The Debate That Changed Earth (Not Really)

by Ken Layne

11:25 pm September 26, 2008

John McCain actually showed up! And, well, he did a bit better than we expected, if only because we expected that Obama would greet him with, “Nice of you to finally show up, pussy.” But that wouldn’t really win over the special people who just started watching the teevee to find out who is going [...]