socialism
Never mind that textbooks already teach that this country is a republic: A bill that would ensure Utah students learn the U.S. is a compound constitutional republic — not a democracy — has passed both Houses of the Legislature and is now headed to the governor for his signature. [...] The bill passed after weeks [...]
The president of China was in town last week, and the Obamas had a fancy-shmancy dinner and invited all their favorite Chinese people, like Michelle Kwan and B.D. Wong. There was lobster and apple pie and no John Boehner, so it was probably very lovely, no? Wrong! First of all, the representation from Hollywood included [...]
Merry Xmas, 2 Million Americans Who Just Lost Unemployment Checks!
by Ken Layne
The two American political parties have competing views of Christmas: Democrats believe it’s a time to rain socialist moneys upon people having gay intercourse with a Yule Log, while Republicans believe the meaning of Xmas is best expressed by the Baby Jesus’ own personal catchphrase, which was “Poor people should fuck off and die in [...]
Teabaggers from Arizona are a special breed and are continually winning the craziest-Teabagger national championship, so it should come as no surprise that they have come out in full force against a town’s decision to hire one trash truck and start a curbside recycling program. This is socialism, of course, because a government hiring a [...]
Communist Traitor Requests Stimulus Money 7 Times For Her Minnesota District
by Ken Layne
Minnesota communist Michele Bachmann (C-USSR) loves Socialism and Barack Obama and Black People so much that all she does is beg her black boyfriend Barack Obama for socialist money from the TAXPAYER so she can spend it on Big Government/Fat-Cat Pelosi porn. The Star-Tribune reports: ST. PAUL, Minn. – Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota [...]
There’s a decent chance you’re getting unemployment or welfare or whatever right now, and if you’re not, just look around! With 17% of Americans surviving with the help of government “anti-poverty programs,” any random collection of six people is going to include at least one lucky enough to get some help from the feds. We [...]
New Wingnut Movie Will Teach Children About National Debt With 3-D Computer-Animated Obama and Reagan
by Jack Stuef
Here is a cool new movie about Obama’s socialist federal spending! One-third of the documentary is animated with claymation and computers to “make it entertaining for a younger audience,” according to the filmmaker, Ray Griggs. But what will make it REALLY entertaining for children is that it features interviews with their friends Ken Blackwell and [...]
It takes a kind, familiar stroke-voice to relate information to people with stroke-voices, so Medicare has signed up Andy Griffith to tell them about the changes that colored man has made to their Medicare benefits WITHOUT ASKING THEM FIRST. Yes, Andy Griffith, the man who played the sheriff who was exonerated for killing the character [...]
We all learned a lot about Wisconsin Republican candidate for U.S. Senate and future President Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. last week. And since then, we’ve had the chance to speak with him, for over a half hour. It was an entertaining interview. Did you know that Pagels is well-versed in most of our favorite conservative [...]
Lame Iowa Teabaggers Get Scared, Take Down Cool Hitler Billboard
by Jack Stuef
Yesterday it was reported the North Iowa Tea Party pooled their Camel Cash together so they could let all of Mason City know that Obama is a socialist a la Hitler. But after all the libtard and British blogs posted pixx of this irrelevant thing in the middle of nowhere, the teabaggers called the billboard [...]
Joe Scarborough Is a Little Bit Sensitive About Being a Murderer
It’s true, after continuously invading, and abusing their countries, Muslim folk should lay down their prayer (pilates) mats and pray towards AMERICA. [Think Progress] In an unparalleled tragedy for the cable news world, Mr. Kos of the screechy moonbat site Daily Kos has been blacklisted by MSNBC, because he bravely accused Joe Scarborough of being [...]
Evil Communist Youths Refuse To Let Financial Columnist Pay For Lemonade
by Jack Stuef
Terry Savage is a personal finance columnist for the Chicago Sun-Times because that is a thing newspapers need probably. Usually she blabbers on about student loans and annuities and such, but her latest column is VERY IMPORTANT FOR AMERICA. Last week she was in the back seat of a car in some rich suburb when [...]
Ever since Thomas Jefferson blotted out “Supreme Soviet Koran” in the Declaration of Independence and used “Our Queen’s Loyal Subjects” instead, communistic-socialism has been the defining element of America. Usually, it’s the fear of communism more than the actual thing itself, as whatever modern global socialist benefits occasionally added to America (Social Security, Medicare, government-funded [...]
Wonkette operative “Randy C.” sends this tragic photograph from the Fremont Solstice Parade in Seattle yesterday. What’s a lonesome teabagger to do when the hippies are all riding their bicycles around and worshiping the Sun like common Soviet-pagan homosexuals? Warn them of the impending Soviet States of America, that’s what! And, uhh, wear a construction [...]
Barbara Bush’s Genetic Makeup Fails To Make Her Hate Health Care for Poors
by Jack Stuef
Barbara Bush the Younger was on Fox News Sunday on Fox News Sunday to talk about some new scheme to “bring health equity to the U.S. and Africa,” and shocked Chris Wallace by admitting that she was not against our Socialissimo forcing patriots to have something that pays to fix their hearts after the fried [...]
