socialism
What is this mysterious bumper sticker on this mysterious vehicle featuring at least two (2) other mysterious bumper stickers? Wonkette operative Garrett Quinn sent this cell-phone image with the terse message, “We’ll all be saved!” OR WILL WE? How does this time-traveling teabagger know what’s going to happen in 2013, the year after the Mayan [...]
Obama Betrays America’s First Amendment Free Press For ‘Soccer Game’
by Lauri Apple
So now Barack Obama thinks he can just lose the White House press corps whenever he feels like it, because he “needs his space” or “wants some uninterrupted family time” or whatever. This guy is not a patriotic real American, with his hatred of our nation’s most cherished traditions and his unseemly love for the [...]
Teabaggers Will Get 1 Million Facebook Twitter Signatures To Repeal NobamaKKKare, With Your Help!
by Ken Layne
Oh boy guess what? The Teabaggers figured out a magical way to REPEAL the not-yet-signed Health Care Reform Bill. But does it require getting up off your fat fucking lard ass and turning away from the ‘puter for a moment? Not at all! And is it potentially effective, or even loosely based on American Democracy [...]
‘Top Secret’ RNC Fundraising Presentation Rife With Cartoons, Transcribed Evil Cackling
by Jim Newell
Uh oh! Somebody found the playbook, and it’s full of secret, evil GOP strategies that have been obvious to any human being who’s watched any half-second of any news coverage at any point in the last 30 to 200 million years. Although the Scooby Doo imagery is new, hadn’t considered that yet.
The U.S. Wants To Be Friends With China, Despite China’s Very Questionable Other, North Korean Friendships
by Juli Weiner
Eight soldiers were killed on Saturday in a region of Afghanistan that the U.S. was kinda already supposed to have left. [Washington Post] Obama has said NO THANK YOU to hanging out with the Dalai Lama. He will do this to impress his new popular friends, the Chinese, who hate the Dalai Lama like so [...]
Vulgar Florida GOP Chair Made Obama Give Non-Socialist Education Speech, You See
by Jim Newell
Here is insane Florida death-monster Jim Greer, the famous state Republican party chair who last week shouted these important words, at America: “The idea that school children across our nation will be forced to watch the President justify his plans for government-run care, banks, and automobile companies, increasing taxes on those who create jobs, and [...]
Oh Look! Kill The Public Option, And Republicans Still Complain About Socialism!
by Jim Newell
We have no idea what’s going on behind closed doors on Capitol Hill or in the White House (just kidding, we know it all and will never tell you!), but it seems obvious that the Republican leadership has invested so much (all) of its energy into shouting “GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER OF HEALTHCARE” at the prospect of [...]
Finally, we have an Arts Writer to tell us what that weird “SOCIALISMS & BARACK OBAMA AS HEATH LEDGER’S JOKER” poster means. We would summarize, but the article is nearly 1,000 words long! Read it and find out! Or click the clicky to find out what two of your editors thought of the poster in [...]
Teabaggers Scream Pledge Of Allegiance At Tiny, Fleeing Figure Of Carl Levin
Think Progress has a pretty good roundup of angry wingnuts attempting to harass their elected legislators to death over healthcare, but this clip is particularly entertaining. What is it with these creeps and the Pledge of Allegiance? (Answer: it is the only piece of “poetry” they know besides the dosage directions on their diabeetus meds.) [...]
Anti-American Outrage: Twitter Blocked On White House Computers
by Ken Layne
Jesus fuck is this even America anymore? First we elect a black president, and now the Twitter is shut off in the White House? And we don’t want to hear any of this “Security concerns” balderdash, because when we last had a real American president (that fat white sack of shit Dick Cheney), and he [...]
Joe The Plumber Says Founding Fathers Hated Communism, Which Was Invented 60 Years After The Constitution
Well, that’s what this dingus gets for not carrying around a pocket-sized copy of The Communist Manifesto, which was pretty clearly published in 1848, MANY MOONS after the drafting of the Constitution. At a recent appearance in Wausau, Wisconsin, he said that the Founding Fathers “knew socialism doesn’t work. They knew communism doesn’t work.” On [...]
WHY DOES MICHELLE OBAMA HATE OUR NATION’S PROVIDERS OF TELEVISION ENTERTAINMENT? “She said that she had instituted what she called ‘Camp Obama’ at the White House, which means that the TV and computer stay off all day until after dinner and before bedtime, adding that bed time was early.” It is terribly unpatriotic to prevent [...]
Wow it’s morning so that means Barack Obama is giving televised remarks about the latest failed giant business he’s buying us for Ramadan. General Motors! “The collapse of these companies would’ve been devastating to America,” etc., yes we know, “and it would be good for American workers and American manufacturing and good for America’s economy” [...]
The first thing wrong with this video is it shows a mixed-race couple, which must still be illegal somewhere in the “Real America,” maybe Alabama or Texas? But the rest teaches our children a valuable lesson about why they can’t have nice things: Because that’s socialist! So if you want to go to the beach, [...]
The RNC resolutions committee has… what is this… gone to the brink of executing some majestically stupid national-embarrassment stunt and PULLED BACK? Why it appears that the liberal rapper, Michael Steele, is ruining everyone’s fun: “Members of the Republican National Committee today have shelved a proposal to name the Democratic Party… the Democrat Socialist Party. [...]
