socialists
Corrupt Socialist Rick Perry Spent $294,000 In Taxpayer Money On ‘Family Vacations’
by Wonkette Jr.
Rick Perry’s wife loves nothing more than to get the hell away from Rick Perry and the whole foul state of Texas, which is why she is constantly jetting off to Amsterdam, Madrid and New York. And that costs Texans money, as their state burns and everyone is unemployed and the governor will do nothing [...]
Socialist Surge In Canada Means ‘Collapse of Liberals,’ Somehow
by Ken Layne
The usual U.S. reaction to Canadian news is “Whut?”, but Sunday night’s exciting “shot-up Arab villain” story kept the official Real American response to Canada’s Historic Election down to a couple of wire stories that leaked into our Google from “the Canadian Press” and maybe a couple of Twitter posts in that weird French. Was [...]
Weird Robot Mitt Romney Makes Creepy Video Announcing His Candidacy
by Ken Layne
Here’s a hilarious Will Ferrell spoof of a Mitt Romney campaign announcement. No wait, it’s the actual announcement: Oh for fuck’s sake.
Brave Patriot Complains To Wonkette Re: ‘blacks, mexicans, whit trash’
by Ken Layne
As always with the very special emails to your Wonkette, tonight’s gem offers no particular point of reference. We can assume it’s a generalized response to this or that post about income inequality or the nation’s biggest corporations evading all taxation, but assumptions are never wise when dealing with a teatard on the Hotmail. Are [...]
55% OF AMERICA KNOWS BARACK OBAMA IS AS RED AS JOE STALIN: “One thing about that socialism number, even though Obama is not a socialist: 29% of people think of socialism positively, and only 52% of people think of ‘capitalism’ positively. It is not 0% versus 100%. We are a nation of many views!” Nation [...]
Yogen Fruz: Final Proof That We’re All Socialists Now
Just when you thought DC didn’t need another highly addictive, supposedly healthy frozen yogurt shop, Yogen Fruz went and opened a store on 14 and I, NW. Despite being, what, the fourth fro-yo (it’s what the cool kids call it) place to open in town in the last year or so, Yogen Fruz holds its [...]
Poor Black Obama Voters So Poor They Have To Work For McCain Campaign
by Ken Layne
Here is the saddest thing: Times of London reporter Tom Baldwin was surprised to find two young black ladies canvassing for John McCain in Des Moines. He asks if they’re volunteers. Nope, they are temp workers from an employment agency. And one of them sheepishly admits to being an Obama supporter, while the other one [...]
