sotu
Chris Matthews Clarifies Experience Of Forgetting Obama Was Black For An Hour
by Jim Newell
Oh Tweety. It’s fine, really. If we were Boomers, we would forget that people were black sometimes too.
Whoa hey Sara has to go, time for a new liveblog! Did you hear the part where Obama promised to drill offshore? Go nuts, baby! Also he wants to double exports. This only seems plausible if we can export unemployment. Can we export unemployment?
Liveblogging The Important Punditry Before ‘America’s Speech,’ The SOTU
by Jim Newell
Are you DRUNK YET YOU DRUNKS? Your Wonkette is drinking a 40! Oh wait, those are just two “24s”… which means… 32 ounces less beer, total. Hooray! Well let’s tune in to CNN and MSNBC and see how long it takes us to get through these. We’ll have new liveblogs every half-hour or so tonight, [...]
The night ‘o liveblogging continues with this, your post-post Obama semi-State of the Union liveblog. And how about that Bobby Jindal? Sunday School will never be the same, right? (GOOD THING ADULTS DON’T GO TO SUNDAY SCHOOL.) What a dork! Anyway, your Liveblogging Part One and Part Two and Part Three and Part Four can [...]
Hey you squawking dingleberries on the cable teevee news? Are you aware there was a Stock Market Rally today? The S&P shot up 4%, which is … about a 10% “recovery.com” from the October collapse? Still! Anyway, obviously, this presidency is in dire shape, what with a very popular new president and all, so let’s [...]
Americans Somberly Celebrate State Of The Union Binge Drinking
by Ken Layne
Next Year They Can Attack President WALNUTS!: Liveblogging the Democratic Response
by Jim Newell
Earmarks! Liveblogging Bush’s Lame SOTU, Part II
by Ken Layne
Liveblogging GWB’s Last (Maybe) State Of The Union
by Ken Layne
The Eighth Annual G.W. Bush S.O.T.U. Drinking Game
by Ken Layne
That Kansas Governor Lady Has Endorsed Obama
by Ken Layne