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Wonkette Sponsors Won’t Give Up Even After They Lose

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Thanks to Wonkette’s advertisers, who remind us all to be steadfast in the face of whatever, which is inspiring to all of us who dare call ourselves American:

  • Political Wire
  • National Organization for Women PAC
  • Squishable.com

Want to reach Wonkette’s witty & wealthy elitist readers? Click here to start your American journey.


Wonkette Sponsors Aren’t Bitter At All

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Thanks to Wonkette’s new advertisers on our just-launched new BlogAds! We will skip the hilarious political joke in this week’s sponsor note to mention that this whole Wonkette site is up and moving to its new hosting home very shortly, at which point every ad space on this here gossip blog will be exclusively sold by our friends at BlogAds, who invented the Blog Ad. (That means they’ll also be at the top of the page, and we will say farewell to Gawker network ads and those Gawker Artists who scare you so much.) Anyway, thanks this week to:

  • Squishable.com
  • Taegan Goddard’s Political Wire

Click on over and say Hi. Want to reach Wonkette’s elitist readers? Click here and get in during our pre-moving Fire Sale!


Wonkette Sponsors Dodged Sniper Fire At TGIF

Friday, April 11th, 2008

We bow our heads to our advertisers, who would never videotape that kind of stuff with 500 different escorts, maybe. MORE »


Wonkette Sponsors Will Play Hoops With Hillary And Barack

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Whether a fancy $4,300 call girl or a common $150 Michigan hooker, Wonkette’s advertisers always bring you top value for your dollar.

  • American Apparel
  • Mini
  • New York Times Travel
  • Unscrew America
  • Uwishunu.com
  • VW

Want to reach Wonkette’s discreet and discriminating readers? Click here to talk to the madam.


Wonkette Sponsors Will Take This Fight All The Way To Denver

Friday, March 28th, 2008

If it means destroying the Democratic Party and letting John McCain blow up the entire universe, then that’s what Wonkette’s loyal, steadfast advertisers will do, because they understand destiny: MORE »


Wonkette Sponsors Are Ashamed Of Their Grandmas In Kansas

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Wonkette’s high-class advertisers would never do a trashy photo shoot for US Weekly, because they’re from a new hopeful generation.

  • American Apparel
  • Mini
  • Unscrew America
  • Uwishunu.com

Want to meet Wonkette’s elite readership in the fancy hotel cocktail lounge so the security guard keeps quiet? Just click here for all the steamy details.


Wonkette Sponsors Are Seven-Diamond Hookers

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Thanks to our very discreet advertisers for sending over that $4,300 by wire transfer, and pretending we were high class when we were really just high.

  • American Apparel
  • Kenneth Cole
  • Mini
  • New York Times Travel
  • Unscrew America
  • Uwishunu.com

Interested in getting a 3 a.m. phone call from our madam? Click here to reach Wonkette’s big-spending readers.


Wonkette Sponsors Have All The Delegates They Need

Friday, March 7th, 2008

When the phone rings in Texas or Ohio at 3 a.m., Wonkette’s sponsors will answer in a way that sounds very “can do” and serious, even if it’s just their drunk uncle calling to talk about this waitress he saw at Hooters. This week we thank:

  • Kenneth Cole
  • Mini
  • New York Times Travel
  • Unscrew America
  • Uwishunu.com

Interested in reaching our over-educated, money-spewing readers? Click here for advertising details!


Wonkette’s Advertisers Wear Briefs Over Boxers

Friday, February 29th, 2008

We are the sponsors we’ve been waiting for. No, actually, these fine businesses are the actual sponsors. Yes They Can! MORE »


Wonkette Sponsors Did NOT Have Sex With That Lobbyist

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

The presumptive frontrunners all thank Wonkette’s wonderful sponsors, who have never shied away from writing a letter to the FCC in our favor: MORE »