• February 15, 2012

statues

The dedication of the new Martin Luther King, Jr. memorial has been postponed due to God’s impending wrath upon the East Coast, but hey, at least this gives us time to reflect upon the fancy new monument and all the crazy controversies surrounding it! Early on there was of course the obligatory “Shouldn’t they have [...]

On a list of Detroit’s biggest problems, the lack of a statue honoring RoboCop would seem to rank rather low. For SOME people. For some. Yet in a city where some of the most prominent buildings have sat vacant for decades and booting a scandal-plagued mayor out of office took eight months, raising $50,000 to [...]

From Wonkette operative Lisa B.: A friend and I decided to get the hell out of the freezing mass of Minnesota and take a roadtrip south. We just returned to our sleeping quarters from a day out in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. We checked out the state capitol building, and noticed that next to the statue [...]

Italy’s culture ministry on Friday defended Premier Silvio Berlusconi for giving ancient marble statues in his office replacement body parts, to the horror of art restorers. The ministry, which is led by a close ally of the premier, said in a statement there’s no cause for alarm: The hand added to Venus and the penis [...]

WELL FINE WE DON’T LIKE YOU EITHER! Look what the Republicans in Indonesia are doing to this little boy! “Indonesian officials are considering a petition that calls for a bronze statue in Jakarta of a young Barack Obama to be torn down… 55,000 people have joined a Facebook group that calls for the statue to [...]

The nice little muslins in Jakarta have built their native son, Barack Obama, a statue made of the finest golds and bronzes to be stolen from East Timor! It is called “Barry Dreams Come True,” and all of the schoolchildren want to grow up to be like Barack Obama — except the one kid who [...]

GAHHH!!! Not… not cool. But what is it? Heartland operative “obfuscator” writes: “These photos were taken in Springfield, Illinois, maybe 20 yards away from the Old State Capitol… I have no idea what the fuck this thing is all about. The sign on the flatbed trailer transporting this grotesque monstrosity read: ‘obamatour.net.’” WELL THEN. Another [...]