• February 13, 2012

stimulus parties

BASELESS RUMORS

New Stimulus Party Report: Some Guy Drank Beer

by Jim Newell

4:56 pm February 9, 2009

We have received another sexy stimulus party report, this time from elitist operative “Eric.” He tells us that he drank imported beer, because he doesn’t like Bud Light (take that, Cindy McCain), that his girlfriend is kind of a pain in the ass, and that he has a job for now. In other words, we [...]

THE FRONT LINES OF AMERICA'S WAR ON JOBS

The Saddest Stimulus Party

by Sara K. Smith

2:55 pm February 9, 2009

So apparently nobody went to any stimulus parties this weekend, which explains why every mortgage in America went into foreclosure at 12 o’clock sharp today. The best you people could manage was standing around in sad clumps and bitching about Republicans, which is not quite the same thing. Anyhow, after the jump you will find [...]