straight talk express
More information has leaked about the Straight Talk Express destroying America’s minivans in Miami on Wednesday, a.k.a. “The Monica Lewinsky Scandal.” What of the bus passenger asshole Joe Lieberman, was he hurt in the crash? No, but he was attacked by a biracial cake: “A little more to that Miami traffic accident yesterday involving Joe [...]
The reign of terror continues! Not content to just mow down elderly black Floridian motorists and spread propaganda for John McCain’s arch enemy, the Haunted Devil-Bus has now buried Houston in a blizzard of “campaign supplies.” [KHOU]
John McCain’s armored mammoth-of-death, the famous Straight Talk Express bus, completely destroyed a minivan making a right turn yesterday in Miami. The minivan was holding a black person, maybe, we don’t actually know. The Straight Talk Express was holding Joe Lieberman. *Just saying.*
AIR WALNUTS: “In McCain’s spacious first class area, there are 12 plush leather seats for the candidate, his wife and senior staffers. The ‘straight talk’ area features a long leather bench and another first class seat which McCain sits in when he talks to the press — or would, if he used the area.” [CBS [...]
Mike Murphy is this Republican guy with crazy hair like Bozo the Clown would have, if Bozo the Clown had very fine straight hair and wasn’t dead. Whenever Mike Murphy shows up on Meet the Press he is wearing some ridiculous plaid jacket and talking actual sense about Republicans, which is unusual. Naturally, he will [...]
Look, everybody. Just donate a little bit to John McCain’s campaign, and you might have the American opportunity to develop the “keen eye” of heroic Richard Cohen! [John McCain]
You should check out this video at John McCain’s website called “McCain Cribs,” which tours the Straight Talk Express. The name is a play off of the unpopular teevee program MTV Cribs, where unpaid robots tour various rappers’ houses and garages to check out their mad wheelz. Well, just like that show, “McCain Cribs” features [...]
