Oh look, it is Karl Rove, who must have overdone it on the Quaaludes today because what is he saying, about there being different religions in this country, or people without any religion at all? Mostly he says he is offended because President Obama wrote something mean about him in his book, whatever. Here is [...]
Our secret boyfriend Andrew Breitbart was already blackout drunk and partially undressed when we found him stumbling around the bedbug infested lobby of the Washington Marriott. What other terrible things transpired at this terrible conference?
You are probably unaware — because you are an ignorant liberal — but Tucker Carlson bought his Internet website a “kegerator,” which is a made-up word for a fancy contraption that pees beer. Anyway: Now the Daily Caller is always boozing on the job and occasionally these winos even invite other people to booze with [...]
