• February 14, 2012

suspicious accidents

SOMEHOW LEVI'S FAULT

Grandma Palin Strikes Again, Knocks Up Newest Family Member

by Blair Burke

9:15 pm July 20, 2011

There must be something in that Alaska soil that makes the young women there so fertile, at least the young women who spend a lot of time getting hammered and doing it, in said soil. America weeps this evening, because someone in the Palin family is apparently pregnant again. No, it is not Piper (yet), [...]

AMERICA'S SECOND LADY

Jill Biden Escapes Hospital Imprisonment!

by Ken Layne

7:46 pm July 13, 2009

Man, we just aren’t being very good Political Gossips today, because our reaction to the email subject line “Breaking News! Jill Biden Out of Hospital” was pretty much, Jill Biden was in the hospital? But sure enough, earlier today we had a post about Jill Biden getting her shoulder replaced after Nobama shot her in [...]

ANNALS OF ORTHOPEDIC MEDICINE

Jill Biden Is Nobama’s Latest Victim

by Sara K. Smith

9:51 am July 13, 2009

Why does the president keep visiting grave physical injury upon women in the Democratic party orbit? First he breaks Sonia Sotomayor’s ankle, and then he forcibly removes Hillary Clinton’s elbow, and now the courageous Dr. Jill Biden has to go in for “shoulder surgery,” which you have to admit sounds pretty suspicious in the context [...]

HILLARY CLINTON

Clinton’s Indiana Office Esploded!

by Sara K. Smith

11:01 am April 11, 2008