SUVs
TUCKER CARLSON MINION MAULED BY OBAMA: It only took new-to-Washington Daily Caller blogger Jim Treacher a few weeks to get run over by a black(!) government SUV and break his knee while trying to cross the street. Well, he deserves it for leaving his parents’ basement, a clear violation of Blogger Union code. (You know [...]
Reporters were devastated this morning to find their best friend, John McCain, wearing two band-aids on the top of his head. Was he having some of his trademark cancer again? Worse! When he was in Canada, some shift-eyed car attacked him: “I was getting out of the car in Canada and I hit the roof [...]
