• February 13, 2012

swampland

Here is just another thing about that awful white/wet/WHO KNOWS people-lovin’ Michele Bachmann, who is your next president, at least until the Mayans rapture everyone down to Hades. Michele Bachmann is very concerned about the lack of jobs in America, and also about our dependency on foreign oil. Lucky for us, Michele Bachmann has a [...]

Here’s “the news:” tomorrow morning, Barack Obama will speak at 10:10 to outline his plan for closing Guantanamo Bay, if there still is a plan, while Dick Cheney will speak to the American Enterprise Institute at 10:30 re: his favorite torture moments. In other words, if you live anywhere in the continental United States and [...]