tanning
People who are not Sarah Palin and/or “Snooki” may not understand the importance the Indoor Tanning Industry plays in making people look like wrinkled, rotten oranges with melanoma, but weeping boozebag would just be a bright red nose on a bloated clown face if not for the magic of the tanning beds down at the [...]
The universally polite and respectful community of the world’s soccer fans are FED UP with those obnoxious World Cup Horatio Hornblowers. Why can’t soccer be dignified again, like NASCAR? [NYDailyNews] Notoriously elitist boy’s club: the homeless, have finally allowed women and children into their circle of aluminum can racketeers. [USA Today] NYU looks to construct [...]
Gross old liebot John McCain, whose entire head is made of skin cancer and bullshit, is having a very important policy discussion with “Snooki,” a bright orange dwarf who appeared on a chilling documentary about emotionally challenged adolescents left alone in a tacky vacation house to die of STDs. John McCain won’t tax you for [...]
The most recent Senate health care bill sent shocks through the nerves of insecure teenage girls across the country by including, at the very last minute, a 10% tax on indoor tanning sessions. This replaced a cosmetic surgery tax as a new revenue stream, because plastic surgeons have something resembling a lobby, and therefore Congress [...]
