• February 13, 2012

tax day tea party

Victoria Jackson was on Saturday Night Live for a few years in the ’80s, and then in 2008 she went public with her actual literal belief that Barack Obama is the Antichrist, from the Bible. So that’s how she became perhaps the fourth or fifth most important senior member of the Tea Party. Here’s Liz [...]

As we mentioned earlier, last night’s Tax Day Tea Party at the Washington Monument was blessed with the presence of a conservative rapper, who may have been from the ghetto! His rap went like “boo taxes la la la.” Your Liz Glover recorded this short clip during his performance, focusing on the elderly crowd’s response. [...]

Welcome to Narnia! We arrived at the FreedomWorks Tax Day Tea Party last night just as the Christian lion Admiral Ackbar was gettin’ the crowd all hot and bothered, about socialism, between their trips to the Fried Dough and Porta Potty lines. No just kidding, the speaker was maybe Neal Boortz or somebody else. “They’re [...]

Your Wonkette has just returned from a lovely evening at the Washington Monument, site of Dick Armey’s FreedomWorks Tax Day Tea Party! Your editor remembered to charge his digital camera battery this time, too — but then left the battery at home, in the charger. Hooray! But whatever. We have more terrible BlackBerry photos to [...]

Important news about old what’s-her-name, America’s Dentist: “Lawyer Orly Taitz has been told she won’t be allowed to speak at a Tea Party tax day rally in Pleasanton on Thursday because other candidates planning to be on the platform basically don’t want to be seen with her.” Why not? She’s great at old sex, which [...]

JUST A REMINDER FOR THE TAX DAY TEA PARTIERS! Let’s drag out the olllllll’ “meaningful fact” argument again: “Recent polling shows that most people believe President Obama has either left taxes the same for this past year or actually raised them. The truth could not be more different. The President cut taxes for 98 percent [...]

We feel somewhat guilty (not really, we are exhausted, jesus…) that we haven’t been able to thoroughly comb through the hundreds or thousands of photos you wonderful humans sent your Wonkette today, but this one DEMANDED immediate posting. “Taylor in Texas” writes: “Today has been a day of great hilarity, but not everything about it [...]

What the headline said, duh! Uhh… hmm. It’s becoming impossible to follow the rapidly developing Balkanization within the Teabagger Movement. Let’s try to figure it all out in one post! Here’s the general storyline: Paultards and other “radical libertarians” are claiming that the Tea Party concept has always been their protest idea, for like infinity [...]

It is only five days until the National Tax Day Tea Party, when the Teabaggers will be cold GOIN’ GALT on this country’s ass! (Although that is illegal in Oregon.) They will not pay their taxes and will go to debtors’ prison because Obama is Stalin Whoops! And according to a secret e-mail forwarded from [...]

Surely you are aware that the Teabaggers are holding their biggest tea party EVAR on Tax Day to protest how they, uh, got tax cuts in the stimulus package. Here is their promo video and their website, which has open comments. They are very sensitive about politics… and we are a WAR BLOG… so… MUSH, [...]