tea party convention
An historic thing happened this weekend, a first-time ever event that served as an example to millions of Americans who have ever felt down or out! We refer, of course, not to the Saints winning the Super Bowl, but Sarah Palin actually showing up for an event that she headlined. (Historically minded Palin watchers will [...]
While perusing the roster of Tea Party Convention speakers to see whether Michele Bachmann and Marsha Blackburn, who have both dropped out, are still listed there — they are — we notice that this is clearly a trap for rich little boys to unsuspectingly — or knowingly, HEY-O! — get molested billions of times. It’s [...]
We’ve been so consumed with the Death of America this past week that we haven’t much focused on… the Death of the Tea Party Convention! Everyone who signed up is pulling out — including, most recently, wacky old Michele Bachmann. Teabaggers have been furious that tickets are going for $549, the profits from which will [...]
Everyone watch as the Tea Party’s national Tea Party Party next month slowly implodes as distrust, paranoia and insanity finally get the best of these distrustful, paranoid insane people. Everyone involved in the big Nashville summit (plateau?) suspects everyone else of trying to cheat someone else out of something, most of all Sarah Palin, whose [...]
No one guessed anyone besides Sarah Palin, right?
