teenagers

10:35 am July 5, 2011

202 comments 11989 Views

Are we still talking about the sex lives of former teenagers in Alaska during the Sexy Summer of ’08? Well then, Levi Johnston’s sister, Mercede Johnston, has a hot new blog review of Bristol’s teen vampire fiction, Not Afraid of Publicity. According to Levi’s sister, who knows all about what Bristol did that summer because [...]

IS THIS WHY EVERYONE WAS BEATING UP GLENN BECK?

Tea Party Hero Takes ‘Pro-Bullying’ Stance Toward Gay Teens

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

5:33 pm June 29, 2011

321 comments 15306 Views

There are only a handful of fairly uncontroversial statements you can make these days, stuff like, “the image of Al Gore making out with someone is gross” and “cancer should have a cure” and “the cruel treatment of children is awful.” Oh wait, except the last one, if you are full of rat testicles like [...]

STILL A YOUNG PRESIDENCY

Rep. DeFazio: Emo Obama Says Not Passing Tax Deal Could End Presidency

by Jack Stuef

10:25 am December 16, 2010

103 comments 1640 Views

Emo Obama is back, according to Obama-Republican tax-cut opponent Peter DeFazio, who said last night that the president is “making phone calls saying this is the end of his presidency if he doesn’t get” his deal passed. Oh, is that it? One thing doesn’t go his way, and suddenly the whole world has conspired against [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Gresham Barrett Is a False Prophet, Amen

by Riley Waggaman

3:31 pm June 17, 2010

31 comments 840 Views

A policeman punched a teen-aged girl directly in the face — something new for your police brutality YouTube Playlist. [Hit & Run] Nikki Haley overflows with the spirit of Jesus. Then there is evil Gresham Barrett, who is the anti-Christ and moonlights as an abortion clinic. [RedState] Alan Dershowitz warned Jan Schakowsky what would happen [...]

KNOCKED UP

Every Teenager Everywhere Is Pregnant

by Sara K. Smith

11:15 am January 7, 2009

97 comments 7021 Views

Oh BLAST YOU, Center for Disease Control! You issue these fancy figures about rising teen birth rates, knowing full well that the only thing Americans find more interesting than celebrities getting buried alive in coffins of cow eyeballs is the thought of teenagers fucking each other. So everybody gets excited at all the hot teen [...]

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