• February 13, 2012

texas justice

A jury in Texas (a pile of guns behind the prosecutin’ headquarters) has found Tom Guilty delay of conspiracy and money laundering. Sorry, has found Tom DeLay guilty of conspiracy and money laundering. So even though a few months ago, when the Justice Department cleared him of all charges in the Abramoff case, conservatives were [...]

Evil hair-petting secessionist madman Rick Perry, Texas “Governor for Life,” is in some hot poop nowadays over what else, randomly executing everyone. But the scandal lay in the cover-up, of course: why won’t Rick Perry release official documents from the day of an execution in 2004, showing that the person he killed was probably innocent? [...]