thaddeus mccotter
O Thaddeus McCotter, we barely knew ye! (Actually we didn’t, at all.) Guitar-clad Thad is dropping out of his own struggling GOP presidential campaign tour, reportedly to go play backup for Mitt Romney’s death metal stadium tour. We hear Mittens has wild groupies! It is hard to write a sort of “presidential run obituary” on this [...]
Unloved reject Thaddeus McCotter is still, for some reason, trying to become president in 2012. He thought he was being super cool, revealing his plans at a “rock festival in Michigan,” also known as the Romeo Area Tea Party Freedom Fest, which is sort of like the exact opposite of a rock festival, happening out [...]
Trying to read through all the Tea Party presidential Twitter debateporn is possibly the closest thing your Wonkette has ever had to a seizure. Congratulations to anyone who managed to wade through that “Chicago 1967″ blizzard of stupidity without …what, jabbing darts into an eyeball? Taking a pee on the computer screen? Sucking the TruckNutz [...]
We have never heard of this “Thaddeus McCotter” character who snuck out of To Kill a Mockingbird to run for president. All we know about him is that he an obscure elected representative with a weird name who is “hawkish on foreign policy and sympathetic to labor unions,” which basically makes him sounds like white Barack Obama [...]
