And now, the primary results you’ve all been waiting for … the race for the GOP nomination for South Carolina’s first congressional district! Wait, you weren’t waiting for this? Well, fuck you. Strom Thurmond’s son advanced to a runoff against the only black Republican in South Carolina’s state legislature. Bet you think it’s interesting now, [...]
Remember those sexy body-scanners that were going to rape you with their robot eyes and steal your civil liberties? Well, the scanners have come to the Netherlands, so now pervy Dutch security officials will have ample opportunity to look at your junk before allowing you onto an airplane headed to the US.
