• February 13, 2012

the olympics

Everyone in Rio very kindly say “Olá” to Rudy Giuliani, who is now working for sports as the 2016 Olympics’ “security consultant.” This is like winning a gold medal in synchronized 9/11. The governor of Rio is so stoked on Giuliani for some reason, and Giuliani is very excited to be America’s South American mayor. [...]

Cheney and his daughter bounced all around Manhattan the other day, trying to convince everyone to let him bomb Iran by noting that there’s a “giant conspiracy” (furtive conspiracy code name: “facts”) that’s in place to keep him from doing so. [Ben Smith] RAUCOUS INFIGHTING right now, at the Corner, as Jerry Taylor is standing [...]