• February 13, 2012

thongs

Mother’s Day is Sunday, May 9 — that’s so soon! For all you procrastinators who haven’t yet decided what to get the beloved babymakers in your lives, here’s a handy-dandy gift guide. These items are all on sale at the exclusive online boutiques CafePress and ZazzleMart and are so much better than flowers, because, like [...]

Coincidentally (or not), we also received some PR material today about thongs emblazoned with the phrase “Dolphin Safe.” It’s what all the wasted fish are wearing this year.