• February 13, 2012

time travel

What is this mysterious bumper sticker on this mysterious vehicle featuring at least two (2) other mysterious bumper stickers? Wonkette operative Garrett Quinn sent this cell-phone image with the terse message, “We’ll all be saved!” OR WILL WE? How does this time-traveling teabagger know what’s going to happen in 2013, the year after the Mayan [...]

Introducing: Lip gloss that transforms into a secret date rape drug test kit! Hallelujah! Now you can let that Republican Senator buy you thousands of Flirtinis. Ah, peace of mind. [The Daily Dish] Rush Limbaugh can only tell the truth because his son wished it so, when he blew out his birthday candles. Wikiquotes, on [...]

The RNC bought John McCain a $150,000 traveling machine that will warp the time-space continuum and create wee worm holes for the action hero to use in his quest to visit all 50 states simultaneously on Monday. His schedule includes stops in Florida, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Indiana, New Mexico, Nevada, and Arizona. That will conclude the [...]