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What are Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin doing in Alaska on 9/11? Their relationship is just getting more and more weird. What is Sarah twisting into the skull of this old Trig in this video? A Pog, probably. So is this just a dumb random ploy for the continued affections of Beck viewers? No, says [...]
The blogs were ON FIRE a few weeks back when Sarah Palin was captured on video confronting a lady with a mean anti-Palin banner, and apparently hunting down the Palins with your camera phone is now the hottest sport in Alaska that is not shooting moose. Today’s edition features some weird guy approaching the Palins [...]
We have infiltrated TeamSarah.org, the Internet’s top repository of Sarah Palin crap, and boy oh boy is it majestic. There are 35,000 blog posts to be written about what is in this thing. But we have to start somewhere. So how about presenting you with some of the site’s very best Sarah Palin poetry, which [...]
Greetings, collectivist parasites! Ayn is back again in our amazing 6th chapter of Ayn Rand Adventures. If this is your first time checking in on Ayn, read from the beginning, or check the archive, where you can catch up before vomiting with your eyes.
Todd Palin has quit his dog race, the Iron Dog dog race, BUT ONLY BECAUSE his partner is a failure and injured himself by racing dogs around in the snow. This will come as a great disappointment to son Trig, depicted here in a desecrating, sacrilege photoshop by mother Sarah Palin. [ADN via Rumproast]
In a few Thanksgivings, everyone will be eating First Gentleman Todd Palin’s killer “Baked Alaska” pot brownies for dessert. This is the plot of the movie 2012.
As long as we’ve “known” Sarah Palin, she has been the family-having homeworker dinner-cooking hockey mom with a husband who performs manual labor outdoors, for money. But now neither of these descriptions bear any resemblance to reality, because Todd Palin has quit his job in the oil field. This is what we would call an [...]
If you’ve ever dreamed of joining four other random slobs for a very sexy dinner with Sarah Palin and her snowmobile stoner husband Todd, next Tuesday is your lucky day! Maybe. That’s when you can start bidding on the eBay for a special group-food-eating occasion with some unemployed woman in Alaska who — for reasons [...]
Pulitzer, anyone? Here is the entirety of the most important news story ever written by a human reporter since Watergate, times the Pentagon Papers, divided by the untold story of 9/11, times a million, minus Martha Gellhorn:
Still no word on whether or not that whole “OMG Sarah and Todd are getting divorced” thing is any more true than the whole “OMG Palin is resigning because she’s under federal investigation” thing. Will these sorts of rumors fall into the same bucket as “Dick Cheney resigning as VP due to Libby/war crimes/etc. and [...]
Christ, it’s not like there’s any election going on, when this public celebrity nonsense sometimes can matter, for a few hours, but here we are finally getting all intrigued-like over some snit on Todd & Sarah Palin’s Facebook page about a baseball sex joke David Letterman made on television one night. What’s going on now. [...]
We’re as sick of the Palins as every other idiot on this planet but for some reason HAHAHAHAHAH; when you marry a snowmobile stoner you marry his family too! “Todd Palin’s half-sister was arrested Thursday after police say she broke into a Wasilla home for the second time this week to steal money… Diana Palin, [...]
We never ever ever ever have any idea what Esquire is going on about, with this “Man of Now” or “Women With Boobs” or “Oh Christ She Is Really Amazing-Looking Isn’t She?” or whatever, but everybody loves to laugh at Alaska’s “first dude,” now being stage-managed by Scientologist weirdos Greta Van Susteren and her husband, [...]
HELP WONKETTE WITH OUR ANNUAL WAR ON XMAS GIFT GUIDE! We are almost done with this year’s Gift Guide, but we need your suggestions (with links) to actually, er, help us type it up. Email your real true fun/terrible Wonkette gift ideas with the subject line SANTA HURTED ME. Special insider editor talk after the [...]
Meet your new battleground state, the People’s Republic of Alaska, where a full 50% of the non-elk population was birthed by Sarah Palin. [Daily Kos] National Review lady Kathryn Jean Lopez has tattletaled on local Soviet madrassa Beldevere Elementary School, to Beldevere Elementary School, for electing Barack Obama the president of grades K thru 5. [...]
