toilets
America’s greatest president was George H.W. Bush (the old one), because he bombed a lot of Mexicans somewhere, Panama maybe? Oh and one time he had a war in Iraq, but that was lame because it only lasted a few days and didn’t kill a million people and there was no Abu Ghraib torture pornography. [...]
Some Conservative guy went to Japan, where he had an out-of-body experience/found Jesus because man, the Japanese make a “mean toilet”! He bought himself one of these miracle machines immediately, of course: So, my beloved Japanese toilet now finds itself ensconced in my bathroom — look, this is going to get personal, okay? — near [...]
These toilets were anxious to get out of town this morning before they were forcibly conscripted into acting as poop receptacles for the two MILLION inauguration-going, be-fanny-packed out-of-towners who went to Chili’s last night, but they missed the 6:30 train out of Baltimore Penn Station. Now they are doomed. Pray for them. Photo courtesy of [...]
