• February 13, 2012

tornado

This should play well in Missouri next year: House majority leader Eric Cantor (R-Meanie) has blocked federal disaster-relief help for Joplin, where an incredible storm and tornado killed at least 122 people and leveled much of the town. Police and firefighters and ambulance workers are still pulling victims from the rubble, and the Republican House [...]

Remorseless gasbag Scott Walker visited our nation’s swamp capital yesterday, and somehow found time to testify in front of Congress and strip the cherry blossoms of their collective blossoming rights. As expected, Walker wowed the crowd with all his fancy Koch-ing points, bragging that Wisconsin’s “collective bargaining reforms save local governments more than $700 million [...]

So we thought it was kind of funny that the local radio was filled with scary tornado reports instead of welcome messages to the DNC crowd. But it turns out that these tornadoes — far from downtown Denver — are the biggest story of the day! Also, the Democrats sort of caused these liberal death [...]