• February 13, 2012

toys for tots

FLOTUS FILES

FLOTUS Proves Commitment to Military Families By Dating Marine

by Blair Burke

11:30 am December 19, 2011

When Michelle Obama is bored from exercising with toddlers all day, she takes on her second hobby: supporting The Troops. After all, that is what her recent NASCAR horror and teevee appearance were all about. We thought she was doing these things out of her respect for military families. But as it turns out, she [...]

METRO SECTION

Police Corruption!: A Toys For Tots Ponzi Scheme

by Juli Weiner

1:34 pm December 26, 2008

On Christmas, four DC cops were videotaped stealing from Toys for Tots. Dick Cheney will subpoena this video and masturbate to it until Valentine’s Day. [DC Examiner] Former Post executive editor Len Downie writes smutty fan-fiction about Ben Bradlee, our nation’s first lady. [Washingtonian] The Washington Post and the Baltimore Sun will now share stories, [...]