• February 13, 2012

trooper-gate

The FBI invaded a dorm party thrown by the college sophomore who “hacked” Palin’s email, but he escaped, and is probably hiding out in the bedroom of any girl who watched him outrun the Feds. [Fresh Intelligence] Obama is stockpiling all America’s guns for himself, forcing this poor Bitter to go into the woods and [...]

In his concern for Bristol Palin’s privacy, Obama is now officially a better mother than Sarah. [Ben Smith] Palin actually wanted to build that pricey Alaskan superbridge, before all the persuasive backlash. [Ezra Klein] Oh, yes, so even more Palin fun facts will soon be revealed as your new Thomas Eagleton will go under oath [...]