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Ukraine’s new president, Viktor Yanukovych, had a terrible fight with an opposition wreath. At least he didn’t get poisoned and terribly disfigured (by the Russians SMERSH) like that last guy, who used to be so handsome before he was nearly killed by Russia SMERSH.
Bobby Jindal bought himself a $1 scratch ticket for his birthday — Barack Loot — and look, he won! Even Indian people in Louisiana can live the American Dream. [Think Progress] Joe Biden loves the ladies. The Ukrainian Ladies. [HuffPost] REDSTATE SIREN! Call your senator and demand that John Thune’s “Protect Yourself From Homos” amendment [...]
