• February 15, 2012

vice presidents

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WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: DIRTY INSIDER SECRETS ABOUT JOHN KERRY’S FAILED ATTEMPT TO GET JOHN MCCAIN TO BE HIS RUNNING MATE IN ’04!

by Sara K. Smith

3:04 pm June 5, 2008

Democrat John Kerry and Republican John McCain have a lot in common: the name John, the Vietnam War, and their insanely wealthy, animatronic wives. So it’s only natural that Kerry tried mightily to get McCain to join his awesome losing team in 2004, theorizing that a warmongering Republican veep candidate would really get Democrats pumped. [...]

DEMOCRATS

Jim Webb Too Much Of A Manly Badass For Veep?

by Sara K. Smith

11:34 am May 30, 2008

All you ladies and gents wetting your pants over ginger-topped Appalachian porn scribe Jim Webb maybe becoming America’s next vice president, cross your legs and think on this for a moment: he might have too many desirable qualities to ever take the job. You see, just as Rambo would have made a horrible president on [...]

HILLARY CLINTON

Which Loser Senator Will Not Be Offered The Vice Presidency?

by Sara K. Smith

10:32 am May 13, 2008

DEMOCRATS

John Edwards Throws Vice Presidency Under The Bus

by Sara K. Smith

1:29 pm April 4, 2008

REPUBLICANS

Giuliani Urged To Join McCain In All-Adulterer’s Ticket

by Sara K. Smith

2:25 pm March 10, 2008

REPUBLICANS

McCain’s Secret Plot To Snag Lady Veep

by Sara K. Smith

1:17 pm March 5, 2008

REPUBLICANS

Florida Governor Victimized By Even More Unsubstantiated Gay Rumors

by Sara K. Smith

5:29 pm February 28, 2008

DEMOCRATS

Al Gore Will Be Our Next Vice President, Again

by Sara K. Smith

10:05 am February 12, 2008

MITT ROMNEY

Now That John McCain Is Our President, Who Will Be His Veep?

by Sara K. Smith

9:10 am February 8, 2008

HOMELAND SECURITY

TSA Heroically Prevents Al Gore Hijacking Attempt

by Alex Pareene

11:13 am March 2, 2007

DICK CHENEY

If You Removed the Qualifier, You’d Get to Add Tecumseh!

by Alex Pareene

11:43 am February 16, 2006

CRIME

For the Record

by Alex Pareene

10:45 am February 13, 2006

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Dick Cheney Finally Takes a Stand Against Trial Lawyers

by Alex Pareene

8:37 am February 13, 2006

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