• February 13, 2012

vincent koley

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Violent Old FEMA Coot Wants To Be Famous!

by Jim Newell

5:03 pm July 7, 2008

Readers may remember the sad tale of Vincent Koley, the 74-year-old FEMA contractor who, while on a relief dispatch to flooded Iowa, hit some guy with his car and then beat him up with a golf club, all the while claiming that he could do as he pleased because he was “with FEMA.” Koley has [...]

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Old FEMA Coot Beats Up Guy With Golf Club, In Iowa

by Jim Newell

4:11 pm June 27, 2008

So Iowa is underwater forever, and to the nation’s shock, FEMA has sent out emergency response teams — to help! This is only the second time in world history that FEMA has helped anyone, the other being the time they released that “How To Deal With Satellites That Crash Into Your Skull” manual. Perhaps they [...]