• February 12, 2012

viral videos

What a kooky mistake! Good thing for this diminishing last-place news channel that such things often go “viral” here on the Internets, and will make this CNN show more popular! Except it’s pretty obvious they meant to do this, and it proves Obama is morally weak.

Look everybody, it’s a dumb Internet thing that the pistachio company wants every blog to post about in hopes of going viral! Who are we to disobey the pistachio company? So here you go: Levi Johnson now “wears protection” when eating his pistachios and slamming his huge bodyguard in the dumper. [The Awl]