• February 13, 2012

wait, what?

JONAH GOLDBERG WRITES BEST SENTENCE OF DECADE: Regarding that dreadful 3D movie where the 10-foot-tall blue people hump each other: “What would have been controversial is if — somehow — Cameron had made a movie in which the good guys accepted Jesus Christ into their hearts.” [Los Angeles Times]

HAHAHAHAH: So Jim Newell and Ken Layne wrote the same exact goddamned post — a vague rant about this latest terrorism thing basically being the Sack of Rome — with the same picture, and posted it at the same time. Never forget. [Version One & Version Two]

Despite the best (?) efforts of PUMA and the Bigfoot Murderer, Congress counted up Nate Silver’s mysterious 538 electoral votes today and guess what? Barack Obama got a whole lot of those votes — 365 over old what’s-his-name’s 173 — and Dick Cheney says that makes Barack Obama the president of the U.S.A., hooray! Why [...]