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Last night’s Republican debate in the former U.S. territory of South Carolina brought the declaration of not one but two wars! Which, thank goodness, we were just about to run out of wars! Rick Perry predictably bumbled South Carolinians into Civil War 2. And useless talking marshmallow Newt Gingrich finally and officially declared war on America’s [...]
Oh, ye Armies of the Night! Rise up … or, hell, just remain seated. Remain seated, ye lardbottoms, and also stick to daylight hours, so you don’t run into each other, on those ridiculous scooters paid for by Socialist Medicare. Wonkette’s photographic war correspondent Dana Ryan is already just cold shooting pictures of the most [...]
Several friendly jackass readers have notified your Wonkette of the current status of the GOP’s new comedy website, America Speaking Out. Apparently so many brilliant American political/policy strategists are trying to type in cock jokes that the website — which Rep. Kevin McCarthy was only able to create after he “personally traveled to Washington state [...]
The Coward-King of Virginia, Wingnut George Washington, has returned to his computer, for warfare. He is taking our attack seriously, at his own peril: Dear Jim Newell, As to your second comment, neither George Washington nor I murdered King George III. Please check your history.
Sad news for lovers of digital violence and carnage everywhere: the 2009 Weblog Awards, for which some of you wonderful nerds nominated your Wonkette a month or two ago, have been canceled due to math or technology problems or whatever — basically the admins having to deal with spamming motherfuckers like us and the PUMAs [...]
OH HELL YEAH DO THIS THING: It’s the last day of something or other with the Warblog Awards! Details here, from warblog Commenter Gen. Chascates. Thank you, everyone, for your many patriotic votes! [2009 Weblog Awards and these categories too, also]
It’s December, 2007 all over again! Out of nowhere come the Paultards, today, wanting more War.
The Junior Senator from France, Nicolas Sarkozy, has started up with some anti-imperialist rhetoric in Prussian capital of Munich of all places. On the bright side, this new WWI with France and Germany will save the economy for sure. [Matthew Yglesias] Jeb Bush will offer Constructive Criticisms regarding the stimulus bill in the form of [...]
George Washington Is A Terrible Coward
by Jim Newell
Any Commander of the Continental Army worth his salt should know that you can’t go about Warring if one side moderates all Blogspot comments, on the Internet, approving nothing. Each side must stand in a line and shoot at the other line — with Dignity — until enough people are dead.