• February 13, 2012

warren buffett

Your former morning editor has had thoughts of Wonkette bopping around her brain for many months now, honestly, but has ignored old Ken Layne’s repeated commands to just write a goddamned column about something because, well, a bunch of things. Number one, the news isn’t exactly at the top of yours truly’s radar these days, [...]

Reuters actually clicked those ancestry.com pop-ups and is now reporting that Barack Obama and Warren Buffet are seventh cousins three times removed. “Genealogists at ancestry.com announced on Tuesday that Obama and Buffett are related through a 17th century Frenchman named Mareen Duvall. According to the online genealogists, Duvall — who immigrated to Maryland from France [...]

This e-mail made us sad. “In her column, Suzy offers her two cents on Sarah’s interview with Oprah, with the key takeaway is whether Sarah is real or not.” This “Suzy” sounds like a keeper, HEHNGNN?