• February 15, 2012

watergate jr.

NO JAIL TIME FOR JAMES O’KEEFE: Angry “ACORN pimp” James O’Keefe has accepted the terms of his plea deal in New Orleans, where he and some other anuses lied their way into Mary Landrieu’s office to play with her telephones, several months ago. He will get three years probation, 100 hours of community service, and [...]

James O’Keefe and his Watergate Jr. friends, including PENIS MONOLOGUES guy and the one Facebook-banging Scott Brown’s daughter, have had their federal charges reduced to a single misdemeanor, for being assholes on Federal property. Smells like a plea bargain! Are they going to rat out their Overlord Andrew Breitbart’s illegal Sugar Caves, or something else? [...]

Terrifyingly angry Internet person Andrew Breitbart went to New Hampshire this weekend! And he talked to some people! Here he is, drinking a glass of iced rubbing alcohol, saying, “So why am I so happy to travel across the country? Because Watergate Jr. imploded.” The crowd erupts in applause — it’s not everyday that rural [...]

Remember that letter Martin Luther King Jr. wrote from a Birmingham jail? What about Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf. Each one a stirring moral treatise on society’s injustices, a refusal to Stand Down. Well guess what: starting today they both suck, because ACORN douche-pimp James O’Keefe, ringleading bitch of the Watergate Jr. Four, has one-upped most [...]

The ACORN douche-pimp. The one who bones Scott Brown’s Daughter. And now we have the one who wrote an anti-feminist parody of The Vagina Monologues called The Penis Monologues, for his conservative George Washington University newspaper, THE PATRIOT. Let’s see what Stan Dai wrote, in The Penis Monologues!

Let’s go ahead and say Yes. Or at least they — Joe Basel, one of the young gents arrested Monday with James O’Keefe, and the non-singy Scott Brown daughter — appear to have a date scheduled, according to young master Basel’s Facebook bragging which was probably just bullshit babble anyway. [Mean old Gawker who published [...]