• February 13, 2012

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BILL CLINTON'S THIRD TERM

Obama’s Staff Of Clinton Hacks Is Insufficiently Change-y

by Sara K. Smith

1:55 pm November 13, 2008

Ha ha, remember back in that debate when Barack Obama was asked how he can represent change if his advisors are a bunch of Billary cronies, and Hillary laughed at him meanly, and he said, “I’m looking forward to you advising me too, Hillary”? He wasn’t lying. He has decided to reconstruct the entire foul [...]

DON'T MESS WITH MITTENS

Mitt Romney Throws John McCain Under The Bus

by Sara K. Smith

1:58 pm November 3, 2008

Ha ha FIE ON YOU, JOHN McCAIN, for spurning the robot Mitt Romney in favor of Klingon Sarah Palin! The Mormon plutocrat could have helped McCain solve the financial crisis by selling the entire American economy to Bain Capital and then liquidating it, but noooo, McCain went with the nut instead. And now Mitt Romney [...]