• February 13, 2012

weather

HILLARY CLINTON

by Jim Newell

6:49 pm June 6, 2008

YOU’RE ALL INVITED TO WONKETTE’S HILLARY CLINTON POOL PARTY: Tomorrow, Washington, D.C. will reach a heat index of 105 degrees, Fahrenheit. You will not be able to play outside, so you might as well watch Hillary’s big farewell speech in which she will endorse Senator Barack Obama, depending on your interpretation of “endorse” (shoot?). The [...]

HILLARY CLINTON

Hillary Summons Racist Tornado To Destroy Capitol

by Jim Newell

4:57 pm June 4, 2008

Washingtonians may have noticed slightly after 3 p.m. a darkening of the skies to almost pitch-black, followed by rain, lightning, hail, and tornadoes. According to the Washington Post, “On Capitol Hill, a congressional hearing was suspended and everyone was urged to stay clear of the windows.” Wonkette has confirmed with Jesus that he sent these [...]

TOP

God Sends His Only Severe Thunderstorm To Jenna Bush’s Crawford Wedding

by Ken Layne

3:50 am May 10, 2008

WEATHER

The Weathers Will Ruin Our Political Process

by Sara K. Smith

12:00 pm February 5, 2008

WEATHER

Jesus’ Easter Revenge on Virginia: Snow

by Alex Pareene

5:20 pm April 6, 2007

SENATE

Oh No! Snow!

by Alex Pareene

11:03 am March 7, 2007

WEATHER

Washington DC to Become Quaint Portrait of a Simpler Time, Also Drown

by Alex Pareene

11:15 am February 20, 2007

TOP

DC SHOCKED BY FROZEN WATER, CLOUDS

by Alex Pareene

9:57 am February 14, 2007

ANDREA MITCHELL

To Do: Fishtails on the Beltway

by Alex Pareene

3:16 pm February 13, 2007

WEATHER

ICY DEATH RAINS FROM THE SKY ONTO UNPREPARED WASHINGTON

by Alex Pareene

3:00 pm February 13, 2007

WEATHER

Bush to Take On Cold Weather, Winter to Last 4 Years

by Alex Pareene

6:48 pm February 6, 2007

METRO SECTION

Metro Section: Vampires, Vodka, Marion Barry

by Ken Layne

6:22 pm February 6, 2007

MEDIA

Tornadoes Kill 14, Save Us From Chris Matthews

by Alex Pareene

11:30 am February 2, 2007

WEATHER

Stay In Your Basement and Drink Heavily!

by Ken Layne

1:55 pm November 16, 2006

WEATHER

Clouds: Do They Spell Trouble For Chafee?

by Alex Pareene

2:18 pm November 7, 2006

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