week in review
Actual paranoid schizophrenic candidate Ernest J. Pagels spoke with your Wonkette between praise and worship sessions for his anti-pornography god, Urine. Bubblegum-Pop fans “The Taliban” love the Monkees so much they recruited all of them, for terrorism. With the FCC’s indecency regulations SHUT THE FUCK DOWN by some court somewhere, Wonkette’s fucking Weeping Eagle Awards [...]
Polar Bear fetishist Al Gore took a break from saving the world in 2006 to allegedly tell a masseuse to melt his iceberg. Actual literate person, Greer Mansfield, joins the Wonkette staff to review Glenn Beck’s new chick-lit novel. Fresh from dumping the lovely Campbell Brown, CNN lowers its standards and acquires a new piece [...]
In between his hours tending his Zen garden and Tai Chi regiments, Daoist monk and rightful heir to the throne of Carolina The South Alvin Greene questions the nature of wealth — specifically, why hasn’t he been paid for his interviews? Congressional hearings were held this week, providing ample time for congressional grandstanding. Will no [...]
Carly Fiorina is learning about the new technologies behind “live television broadcasts.” BP CEO Tony Hayward joins the Wonkette staff to set the record straight about his life, which he would like back, please. If journalism is the first draft of history, then liveblogging Tuesday’s Dirty Dozen Election Day is the drunkenly scrawled bar napkin [...]
