• February 14, 2012

well that was boring

FLOTUS FILES

Michelle Obama Takes Break From Bicep Curls to Learn Twitter (VIDEO)

by Blair Burke

9:21 pm October 20, 2011

Your regular installment of the FLOTUS Files was postponed this week, as your FLOTUS correspondent was kidnapped and is currently being held hostage in socialist/communist/generally terrible France, which is somehow Michelle Obama’s favorite and least favorite place of all time, favorite because of all the fanciness, and least favorite because of the time everyone ate [...]

QUITTERS

Republicans Just Give Up On Sotomayor

by Sara K. Smith

3:24 pm July 16, 2009

Well, for all their tuff talk on this racist Puerto Rican separatist who wasn’t even very smart, the Republicans have just rolled over and shown the tyrannical Sonia Sotomayor their little white bellies. After spending two months complaining about nothing but the occasions when she said the two most forbidden words in the English language [...]