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Remember when this website was all about Barack Obama? Whatever happened to that guy, anyway? According to these Flickr pictures that Michelle posted on the family’s Flickr site, the Obamas are currently in Ireland getting all bloated on Guinness. And who is that drunk on the right, Timothy Geithner perhaps? Maybe he is “fixing” the [...]
It’s not easy being the president during a sustained industrial/economic collapse! But Barack Obama bravely went to Willy Wonka’s munitions factory somewhere in Ohio or someplace, and then Barack Obama did a bad thing and tried the Every Flavor Dinner Gum, which includes “fried fat curds,” which are against Michelle Obama’s rules, so the crazy [...]
When the war is over, in the wee small hours, when your tie is loosened and you just want to have a cigarette and bullshit on the phone with another brother who likes his smokes, that’s when you open the last bottle and put Kind of Blue on the stereo and accidentally call John Boehner, [...]
Obama Team Bored of Nation’s Problems, Still Loves the Blackberry
by Ken Layne
Look at all the president’s men having so much fun on their Fantasy Lacrosse League while poor people talk about their troubles, with Obama!
When French first lady Carla Bruni spoke with our first lady Michelle Obama in March, demonic secrets were exchanged.
White House Photo Website Implies Chuck Todd Is Plastic Water Bottle
by Ken Layne
Here is the actual caption to this official White House photograph by Pete Souza: “President Barack Obama is interviewed by Chuck Todd, of NBC News, at Gerald R. Ford International Airport in Grand Rapids, Mich., July 15, 2010.” Mmhmm, but we only see one person in this picture and it sure isn’t MSNBC poli-nerd Chuck [...]
Aww, look at the nice old couple dancing to the oldies on this nice cruise ship, in space. Who are they, anyway?
Here’s Barack Obama and Tony Hayward and the rest of the sad BP people and bitter White House people sitting around sipping glasses of lukewarm vinegar ‘n tears, earlier today. People are usually really excited to go to the White House, even if they hate the president or whatever, but we’re pretty sure all these [...]
Guess who’s coming to Cena? It’s anti-Mexican lady governor Jan Brewer, fresh from her family’s Time Machine Battles with Hitler! After enjoying a Taco-free lunch, Brewer told President Obama she’s sorry but she will need to see his papers to make sure he’s American. And whaddya know, he said he left his Birth Certificate on [...]
Terrible oil spills destroying however many states/Gulfs of Mexico? Stock market collapse, again? Who cares, just look at these sexy grownup people dressed all fancy and not having sex affairs with bloggers or whatever.
New York Times op-ed columnist Bill Kristol Bono paid a very special visit to Barack Obama’s White House. And Bono did a dance. And Barack Obama laughed. And the BP oil spill should reach Ireland shortly.
The world’s most terrible criminal, Barack Obama, can’t even honor America when he throws the “first pitch” at the baseball game. Here is scandalous photographic evidence posted by the White House photographer on the White House Flickr website showing the war-crazed pacifist literally practicing for his first pitch at the Nationals’ game the other night. [...]
Why did Barack Obama stop by Billy Graham’s golden tent revival castle? Just tradition, we suppose. Graham somehow gets to hang out with presidents, and he has done so since the time of Harry S. Truman. Billy even got to play golf with the papist John F. Kennedy, who did not request the Southern Baptist [...]
SCANDAL: Obama Does Terrorist Fist Bump With Air Force Lady In Afghanistan
by Ken Layne
So what did you do last weekend? Barack Obama went to Afghanistan on Jack Ryan’s famous Air Force One jet-plane, and then ate bad food with these Air Force ladies. Ha ha, does Pete Souza ever tire of photographing the president doing the Terrorism Fisticuffs Jab with some kind of American Patriot? [White House Flickr]
Boy howdy, the whole gang went out to rich Chevy Chase, Maryland, to watch a Sasha Obama/”Maisy Biden” (alleged grandaughter) basketball game, jus’ like normal folks. But then a Space Monster came out and ate all the children! “Fucker’s at least 600, 700 pounds,” Joe Biden said. “Is anyone paying attention to me? JESUS…” [White [...]
