The White House rushed out a Flickr picture of Obama signing this awful thing, because everybody really wants that for their smartphone wallpaper or whatever, before they throw away the smartphone because who can afford such things? But what did the corporate shill really sign? A tipster sends us an enhancement of the photo above, [...]
Time and again since Barack Obama took office, “severe weather” has been blamed for the destruction of many beautiful old trees all around the White House grounds. Why does this socialist Muslim president hate our nation’s trees so much? As an example of why magazines should not have websites full of cutesy bullshit blog posts, [...]
Barack Obama may not be very good so far at reducing unemployment, ending wars, fixing the federal budget, closing Guantanamo or telling John Boehner to shut the hell up, but he can still quiet a screaming infant when the need arises. Here you go, libtards, proof once more that Obama is still the Messiah at [...]
Not to be outdone by the mysterious Weiner Twitter hacker, China went ahead and hacked the personal gmail accounts of White House officials, to show everyone how it’s done. Did they get pictures of Barry’s weiner? We hope so. What does Obama talk about all day, on the Gchat? “Can you believe Shaq is finally [...]
Remember when this website was all about Barack Obama? Whatever happened to that guy, anyway? According to these Flickr pictures that Michelle posted on the family’s Flickr site, the Obamas are currently in Ireland getting all bloated on Guinness. And who is that drunk on the right, Timothy Geithner perhaps? Maybe he is “fixing” the [...]
Sarah Palin has an opinion on something! Let us all post about it! This Daily Caller article is upset that “scheduled a poetry evening for Wednesday” and the hip-hop artist/actor Common was invited. Okay! What are his terrible offenses against Caucasia? He has sung about violence in the past (AND HE’S A RAPPER?!?!?! AND VIOLENCE [...]
America, this is just a guess, but it’s probably not a good idea to make Obama angry. “We’re gonna need a new vein!” — Obama’s face of death. This whole photo is pretty much the greatest picture of the century so far. Joe Biden is like, “Murhp?” And Hillary Clinton is like, “OMG!” (This is [...]
We gave this Gateway Pundit guy a pass to the gay CPAC party when he lost his. His face displayed utter shock that somebody at a conservative function could do something generous for another person. Probably because this is how so many of them act: The operation started years before Obama was in office. Michelle [...]
The four-year, $376 million construction project is being supervised by the General Services Administration (GSA), which says the work is needed to upgrade underground utilities such as water and sewer lines and electrical conduits. [...] The congenitally suspicious White House press corps speculates endlessly on what really is being built. One theory is that a [...]
President Obama hosted an impromptu Christian egg-thing on his lawn this morning, probably because he forgot to send out a “Happy Easter!” eCard and needed to cover his ass. Your Wonkette had the panache to attend this family event and then ask Barack Obama a mean-spirited question about an American citizen who has been held [...]
“I hope you all had a wonderful Easter,” Barack Obama told his adoring crowd of pagan bunny worshipers. Does Obama hope that Bradley Manning had a wonderful Easter? That’s what we asked our War Monger President, as he walked past us. HD Blu-Ray Flip Cam footage after the jump!
The important blog Town Hall helps nervous lower-middle-class old white people believe “conservatism” has something to do with them instead of being a three-decade policy of siphoning away their minimal wealth and giving it to the richest 1%. With this mission in mind, TownHall.com publishes absolutely any fringe-wingnut op-ed writer it can find, including fired-by-everybody-else [...]
Hooray, we won the non-war against what’s his name, our ally in North Africa, Gadaffi Joe. Everybody feel better? TEN DAYS OF HISTORY.
