So, Afghanistan: That’s going really well, huh? “Yes,” according to the Obama administration’s Afghanistan report, which was released today. You can read it online, of course — but if you simply do that, it won’t make any sense, as this war is not going all that well. So you should read it out loud, at [...]
A muddy stack of legal pad paper held together by stalactite goo arrived at the Washington Post headquarters this morning: It’s Charles Krauthammer’s latest column! Today Krauthammer wants us to know that Barack Obama does not want to be in Afghanistan forever, even though, as commander in chief, that is his ONE job! Obama doesn’t [...]
Oh here’s some big news: Barack Obama has officially declared defeat in Iraq! War is over and our troops are headed home in shame! Stay with us as our president explains how he is going to pull soldiers out of the Middle East, a little bit at a time, until at some point in the [...]
by Jim Newell
No timetables for leaving Iraq, declares our George W. Bush! The terrorists would dine out on a timetable! This is why we do not have a timetable for leaving Iraq, even though the Iraqi government wants one (although they have elections too and may be PANDERING to bums who will be killed upon withdrawal[!]). Today, [...]
by Alex Pareene
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