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wonkette’s war on xmas gift guide

BELOVED HOLIDAY TRADITIONS

Wonkette’s 2009 War On Xmas Gift Guide

by Ken Layne

1:11 pm December 8, 2009

So sad, this Christmastime. Last year, we could still sort of laugh. That fancy Barack Obama had won the presidency, after all. Maybe we would, uhh, weather the storm? Come back stronger?! Well, sorry about that. But it’s the Season of Xmas, and we’ve got a super special selection of cheap-ass unwanted “America-themed” old-pantyhose stuffers [...]

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE THE WAR ON XMAS

Wonkette Gift Guide Preview: Obama Dildo!

by Ken Layne

12:01 pm November 25, 2009

Unlike our amoral right-wing friends, here at Wonkette we don’t start the War on Xmas until after Thanksgiving (Cyber-Sex Thursday). But here’s a special preview of the kind of trash you can expect to find in our annual War on Xmas Gift Guide: Oh hey, it’s an Obama Dildo, so you can, uh, practice your [...]